The dumb duck is quivering in his pants again! He got home yesterday and found this note pasted on the door revealing all his intimate personal details and with the statement: "TV Licence Notice: We visited your premises today but no one was at home. If you possess or operate a TV set, we advise that you apply and pay for a TV Licence at MDA Online or at any post office within seven days from the date of this notice." Well, all I will say is that for his professions of innocence, I am sure those of you unfortunate to know the duck would already realise that he boasts a suspiciously inordinate level of knowledge about TV, especially busomy young actresses...

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[mrs budak]

Make an appointment with them and, after inspection, tell them to fark off and stop disturbing you. KNS.