The duck is really attracting the wrong kind of attention lately. Methinks he needs to be put under close supervision and smacked regularly to prevent his duckiness from spreading. Just yesterday, he was walking (so he claimed) innocuously by the road when this respectable-looking 50+ year old man suddenly stopped and spoke to him agitatedly. The man pointed to a passing teenage girl absorbed in a comic book and said, among other things, that young people nowsaday are reading this kind of shit (he used the Mandarin term, "fen") and don't even know how to cross the road properly. Too bad the old chap didn't realise duck loves to read just that kind of shit! Unfortunately, he was also standing right in the middle of a side road and narrowly escaped intimate contact with an outgoing car. Anyway, this proves that duck is indeed, as a good fren of mine always knew, an ah pek. Even fellow uncles recognise him as one of them!
Then, later in a noodle shop, duck was sitting by himself reading Japanese porn when a group of aunties at a table across him tried to get his attention. He thought they had the hots for him (don't wince, it's true) but turned out they had gotten the notion that he was one of the joint's staff and were trying to get the bill. "Eh! Check please!" one of them shouted. See!? Duck is really attracting those of his ilk. Good thing the monkey gave him a good kicking before he could inflict his ducky onto her.
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