Hello everybody!
Just to let you know, my pet ducky has been a big bad bird as usual. He ignores people who actually bother an owl's hoot about him, including me who helps him get up every morning with a nibble on his toe, and tried to hint that I wuz responsible for an unaccountable scratch he found on his arm last night. Me is nice miao so won't suggest any untoward reasons for his disfigurement. So probably duck just applied his pathetic nails a bit too hard on the countless sandfly bites all over his protruding parts.
Outside, I hear duck has been misbehaving as usual. At a cultural fair last weekend, he claimed to have convinced a girl at a stall to give him one extra banana for his buck! The cheek of this cocky burd! And by the scent of it, he has been feedling and tweedling the black and white cat downstairs with unusual frequency. GRRROARR! The last time I saw this shameless pussy I transformed into a hissing monster to show him and the duck what happens when I get angrey!
And now duck says he keeps seeing kittens (at least three) in the neighbourhood. Me says kittehs should be left where they be found and not brought back to infect the place with their insufferable cuteyness. So whenever I hear any stray thoughts from duck in this direction, I roll around like a snow monkey to blind him with my belly before dispensing a good hard smack to show him who's boss!
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