Howdee! The shifty duck is getting dumber and dumber. For some reason, now he thinks he can turn me into a bunny but I easily scared him away as he's deathly afraid of pointy things. So instead, he went off to some dive and shamelessly poked a loopy bunny in bare view of the public before waddling off in fear of getting bitten and beat up. Worse, he's taken to dribbling, as he heard it on good authority that this is an effective means of attracting virgins. Unfortunately, he forgot that he is in fact not a crab but has them instead...