The dum duck should be regretting his decision to catsit these stupid kittehs now. From the start, they were trouble. When he tried locking them up in the cage at night, they cried and cried and made a thorough mess of their food and water dishes plus the litter box. Then silly duck tried locking them in the toilet sans cage, which resulted in the kittehs trashing the bathroom, from the toilet paper to the stringy plants duck tries to grow in the toxic air there. They also pooed on the toilet floor, which at least taught duck not to let them in the bedroom for too long.

As you can see, duck is seriously out of control. Or rather, in the control of these evul kittehs. I don't know how they can gobble up both their own stinky stuff and then steal my food while I was busy clawing his sheets. So I have to make sure these animals get a regular smacking to teach them who's in charge around here. The Dirty kitteh looks cute but she's already destroyed my brand new mouse and thinks my tail is a toy. The Monkey boy is worse, which is surprising considering how his cylinders don't seem to be firing. In fact, I am not sure his cylinders are there in the first place. All he does is eat, shit and sit staring into space when he is not running around like a headless chicken and banging into things. Even smacking him doesn't seem to knock any sense into this sorry excuse for a pussy. He's so dumb he thought duck's toe was a toy and tried to chew hard on it until duck felt the pain through his thick hide and tossed the fella out of the room. He shoulda tossed them out of the house!