The recent Volvo Ocean Race at Sentosa Cove gave my duck a chance to sample the spanking facilities of an exclusive marina. There were disappointingly no boat babes in bikinis in sight; hence, my duck waddled off to the WC to seek relief. Peering closely at the porcelain as is my duck's wont, I discovered that the washroom boasts a life-size two-dimensional fly on each urinal. The image of a pesky insect is thought to induce an instinctual urge to shower the bug with a spray of manly gold. Unfortunately my shaky duck suffers from poor aim and so missed the sweet spot by a wide margin. A few young scouts who entered the loo were also visibly disturbed to see my duck whipping out a camera amidst an intimate act. It'd be nice though if more lavatories on the mainland were to boast such a feature. Spillage and sanitation rates would probably fall and operators could even swap the insect for more pleasant images of open orifices that'd stimulate daring displays of peenile marksmanship.