...discover relief in Singapore's first ecological toilet deep within the splendid isolation of Bollywood Veggies. After you ascend a cinder of timber steps, clumps of pandans and lemongrass form a bulwark against fragrant bouquets, allowing you to savour the greenery amidst your groans. Your precious deposits serve as fodder for the very foliage you devour at the bistro and there is even a shooting game for competitive sorts who like to aim for the gold. Those who leave behind hard feelings should not forget to further soil their act to put their litter in good kilter.
If you prefer a tinkle instead, Mr Pee Wee beckons with a powder blue portal. As you add a sprinkle of uric delight, think of the waste that never winds its way back to the weary land and the stony blight that landed on this final frontier of farms free from the enclosed air of blocs.