Will you lap this up?

From the makers of the Boyfriend's Arms Pillow come the logical next step in emotional self-support: the Lap Pillow!

The manufacturers say the US$90 comforter fulfils man's primal need to lie on their mothers' laps to get their ears cleaned. I certainly wish I recall those primerval days; ear-cleaning only conjures memories of auricular penetration by cold, painful implements followed by an emerging flood of green and grey gunk.

Still, those feminine thighs do look as if they would comfortably cushion a pleasant shut-eye on one's desk on those languid afternoons when chatrooms reek with dreary squeaks remniscent of Animal Farm and fermenting lunches emit belching squirts.

Thanks to Toshi for the link.