Monkey meme for fun

If I were a month, I'd be: October.
If I were a day in a week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time, I'd be: 5 pm
If I were a planet, I'd be: an asteroid
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a sea eider
If I were a direction, I'd be: straight ahead
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a cushion
If I were a sin, I'd be: anger
If I were a liquid, I'd be: blackwater
If I were a tree, I'd be: a banyan
If I were a plant, I'd be: a cryptocoryne
If I were a state of weather, I'd be: cloudy with occasional showers and thunder
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a glass harmonica
If I were an animal, I'd be: a duck (actually a drake)
If I were a colour, I'd be: blue-green
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: alfafa
If I were a sound, I'd be: a fart/brraaap
If I were an element, I'd be: tannic acid
If I were a car, I'd be: a Matchbox car
If I were a song, I'd be: Lush Life
If I were a movie, I'd be: Howard the Duck
If I were a book, I'd be written by: John Fowles
If I were a food, I'd be: one of those little round cookies with hardened crusts of coloured cream on top
If I were a place, I'd be: a peat swamp
If I were a number, I'd be: infinity

Comments

[monkey]

hmm u added things on ur own! bah

[Ivan]

If I were a person, I'd be: In bed.

p.s. Is Tannic Acid an element?

[mrs budak]

>little round cookies with hardened crusts of coloured cream on top

They're called belly button biscuits lah.

[monkey]

>They're called belly button biscuits lah.

They are? hehehhe :D
learn something new everyday

>p.s. Is Tannic Acid an element?
duck! TOLD U ITS NOT!

[budak]

but neither is water!! :@ *smack monkey*

[monkey]

grrrr as i explained to erkie
I did not meant chemical elements dammit!
it's the transcedental kinda element
like air water earth fire
or wood metal water fire earth of the chinese variety
bah!!!!!!