Hello, this is Angel, the duck's mistress and miao miao. Me is a pretty kitty princess but unfortunately the dumb duck don't treat me like one. He is so lazy that only once a week do I get tasty tuna treats from the round can instead of the dry and dreary kibbles he dishes out with utmost reluctance every morning and evening, and only after my claws have threatened to turn him into nice pink ribbons. Maybe i should get meself a pet monkey instead!
Anyways, me is now blogging on duck's behalf as his net privileges are suspended due to excessive googling of barely-legal blogs and chatting with dubious damsels... and about dogs of all things! Not that I care – he can play with his duck while eyeballing hot bitches on heat as much as he wants, but at least he should use his free (and clean) hand to swing the ruler or lanyard around to entertain me while he's at his thingamajig!
So now i is sitting by the keyboard to stop the duck from dirtying himself further and keeping him at bay by swiping my paw at him whenever he dares to misbehave. The duck is very scared of blood one, so just the sight of my pretty lil' pawpad is enuf to make him quack and quake in his pants. hehe....
But at least i is kind enough to post up a few small observations he wants to highlight. First is that even after years of feedback, peepurr from the land of faraway still keep going to the wrong bus stop at the central to go to the zoo. And the duck wonders why peepurr at the bus stop seem to stare at him and mutter when he try to tell clueless tourists that they have to cross the road to take the right bus.
Also, the duck claims that peepurr are strange cos when a crowded bus reaches a stop where many peepurr are alighting, everybody heads to the rear exit while fiddling with their ezylink cards, even when they could make a quick getaway from the front door, especially at stops where hardly anyone is getting on board. Worse are those peepurr who like put their ezylink card so deep in their handbag or backpack that however they try to press their bag to the card reader, it still won't beep, until they finally give up and dig for the card. The ducky says he wants to whip up his duck to scare these peepurr off the bus faster, but me think hor his duck cannot make it lah, maybe can frighten monkeys only....
Finally, to give the duck some nightmares (although I already do my best at scaring the beejesus out of him by boinging off him when he's fast asleep), here's some links to some pretty scary cats:
The rabbit-headed cats of Kellas
Australia's giant feral cats
Big cats Down Under (new site here)
Big miao at the Grampians
Skinned big miao (not for sensitive ducks)
The link will take you to some photographs of our cat Sootie. He is 9 months old in these photographs. We also had a kitten for 10 days and he is pictured in this web site.
http://www.larkin.net.au/rufus/
regards
John
Posted by: John Larkin | 22 March 2007 at 06:10 PM