Out in the field my duck did stray
one hot and humid Saturday
in mud and muck my knees were stuck
they almost had to call a truck
Poochy paws were out in force
but koochy kats were all indoors
I spied a hamster in a tank
Alas of fowl twas none to wank
As my duck some dogs did snap
crashed this bug on my watch strap
on my wrist it stepped and staggered
like a lout it swore and swaggered
See my stripes so bright and black
rawred this moth like a crow on crack
they serve me well as warning proper
that my flesh's a horrid supper
My kin by night like bats go flutter
'tis a habit that I'd not rather
so spare me your hand some time to saunter
whilst I pray and new crimes ponder
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