The dorky duck really did it this time! Who ask him keep on tweedling the stupid fatty cat downstairs and then some more neber wash his hands after that! (i should also mention that soap is an alien concept to him...)
Now i got fur mites on my nape and its all stupid duck's fault! I had to get a jab and the doctor put some yucky swabby paste on the spot and now the duck has to force feed me pills for the next two weeks. So just to let all you animaly frens know, pls dun let duck go near you. And if he try to dish out one of his dubious duckymitey hugs, make sure you give him big fat smack where it hurt and then plunge yur paw into Dettol hor. Later you also catch some nasty parasite from his filthy hide. Duck keeps claiming he's tested but you neber know....
Then last week duck said he got stopped outside the MRT station by some fellow who asked if he wanted to go to the zoo. Duck thinks it must have been cos he look like some hunky funky Japanese tourist. I think it could be the absolutely dorky hat he's taken to wearing nowadays – it's quite unlike duck; he's not the type of like to use protection. But I won't malign duck further; maybe the fellow really did think duck belongs to the zoo....
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